Ryne Samson Name: Ryne Samson

Nickname:
“Gil’s little Brother”— when I was younger
“The coolest Samson Brother”— Now

If you were an animal, you would be a:
Platypus because I think of myself as ugly, but cute in a weird way

Your relationship to the Bride/Groom:
Very physical with the groom, I’ve known him for 24 f'in years

How did you meet the Bride/Groom: Methadone Clinic

Three words that describe you: Crazy, Sexy, Cool - in memory of Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopez

What will you be looking forward to the most on the day of the wedding: All the Hot Chicks…dancing with Ken

Favorite Love Song: “Tale as Old as Time” from Beauty and the Beast

Something people might not know about you: I hate everyone!