Name: Greg Willis
Nickname: The Grim Creeper
If you were an animal, you would be a: Lethargic squirrel
Your relationship to the Bride/Groom:
Sworn mortal enemy of the groom. I suppose he subscribes to the old adage “keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.”
Loser.
How did you meet the Bride/Groom:
I honestly can’t remember, I think they were both staring at me or something. Maybe it was because I refused to eat the fried turkey at one of their Thanksgiving parties. Not that I can be blamed, Gil has this nasty habit of frying the turkey with the innards still bagged up inside.
Three words that describe you: Obsessed With Movies or simply “lame”
What will you be looking forward to the most on the day of the wedding:
Ken’s dancing, Russel’s inevitable run-in with INS (because I plan to call them), Gil’s prolific tweeting during the entire day, an open bar, and seeing the happy couple tie the knot.
Favorite Love Song: “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and The News
Something people might not know about you: I am incredibly masculine.